Thursday, December 2, 2010

I've Got A Secret

I bought the wrong deodorant.

I didn't know I bought the wrong deodorant, though.  It's package is so similar to my own it should be a sin.  Or at the least copyright infringement. 

On Wednesday I realized mid-day at school that I had forgotten to put on deodorant.  This may be TMI, but my armpits started itching a little.  And that only happens when I forget to wear deodorant or when I get pulled over by a cop.  (Does that happen to anyone else besides me and Sarah?  When I get scared or nervous my armpits itch like a mother.  Anyway...) Thankfully I had worn a jean jacket so I just kept it on all day.  Kindergarteners are extremely blunt and will tell you in a heartbeat if you have any time of flaw.  I'm sure they can smell BO from a mile away.  When I came home from work I walked into the the bathroom and saw the culprit eyeing me from the counter.  I knew at that point I had indeed worn deodorant or it would have been put away.  Then I saw the REAL problem. 

Suave, you little bastion, you.

I am a Secret girl.  Always and forever, amen.

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