Last night at dinner Faith prayed.
"God, we just thank you for our food. And we just ask you to bless our house with calmness."
Can I get an AAAAAAMEN from the choir? Can I get an AAAAAAMEN from the congregation? Can I get an AAAAAAMEN from the preacher?
(That, my friends, was a direct quote. Not paraphrased and not jazzed up for the blog. And I've asked everyone who prays with her and none of us have ever prayed that with her. Just comin' straight from the heart. Ya know, from the main contributor of our house craziness.)
Watch it, Satan. We got yo' numba!