I had a friend in college that wore a shirt that said " I love my husband." Everyone thought it was sweet, but she told a group of us later that she only wore it when they we're at each others throats. She was just reminding herself of at she already knew.
If had an "I love" shirt today this what it would say:
I love loud classrooms.
I love cooking dinner.
I love talking about dieting. No, actually really just hate that one.
I love friends on Facebook that complain about their husbands horribly then whine because their marriage is bad. Actually loathe that one.
I love email.
I love baby formula.
I love my phone.
Can't you feel the love?